Wisdom shared at a day out with the girls

First of all, we wished everyone was there! You were missed.

Bev likes expensive bras.
Jen sometimes wears hers backwards.
When calling Anne, state your first and last name before she gives you too much information.
If you want Michelle to keep a secret, you have to specify that it is infact a secret.
Kim "compares" her children. (At least when it comes to buying clothing.)
Bev loves bright colored shoes!
Michelle talks ALOT.
Kim is into ORANGE lately.
When bearing your testimony, remember, there is a diffrence between scrotum and saccrum.
Jens first kiss was Michelle's cousin.
Michelle's first kiss is lucky to be alive after having his head smashed into a phone pole repeatedly.
If you are considering buying Boyd a swimsuit, don't ask first, just do it.
If you are at work, and trying not to work, DO NOT make eye contact with Bev, she will make you help her.
Michelle thinks men made out of legos can talk.
If you see Jen shopping, MUG HER, she is the only one who carries cash.
If you share any food items with Anne, YOU divide!
Kim likes her drinks SOUR!!!
If the guy at TCBY asks you how to make your chocolate milkshake, get something else.. It is possible to have too much of a good thing, even chocolate.
Use a flash when taking photos at a restraunt.
If you are close to starting...use the boy scout motto..be prepared!!
Even without saying a word (ie blogging) Michelle talks ALOT
When on a budget, don't ask your friends "Should I get this?"
Women think about guilt at least as much as men think about sex---Whew that must be why our husbands are TIRED!!!

Finally, even when you are nervous to leave your family for a day, do it you won't regret it, plus, laughter is good for the soul!